Anonymous SAYS:
my body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

Anonymous SAYS:
mikey boy gets friendzonen agen :(

i know, i read his reddit :/

Anonymous SAYS:
What are your favourite blurry pics

my top five

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Anonymous SAYS:
help i can't sleep and i'm bored

that me 

Anonymous SAYS:
What type of music would mike listen to? Does he ever get back with the girlfriend? Could he ever watch a 3D movie?????!???

mike likes the beastie boys, and yes he’s back w/ celia. i’m not quite sure about the 3D thing, i dont really speak for him on that part 

fem-ed SAYS:
i am sad

look at this pic of mike celebrating his oscar nom while wearing a top hat

i cant sleep at all so for the next 30 minutes i’ll answer w/e asks yall send me 

moria-lothlorien:

fucking tell me this isnt mike wazowski

cybugs:

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I saw these in Japan and it reminded me of you

these are beautiful 

really cool pics of mike goign blur and other lil mike wazowski things