my body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
mikey boy gets friendzonen agen :(
i know, i read his reddit :/
What are your favourite blurry pics
my top five
help i can't sleep and i'm bored
What type of music would mike listen to? Does he ever get back with the girlfriend? Could he ever watch a 3D movie?????!???
mike likes the beastie boys, and yes he’s back w/ celia. i’m not quite sure about the 3D thing, i dont really speak for him on that part
look at this pic of mike celebrating his oscar nom while wearing a top hat
i cant sleep at all so for the next 30 minutes i’ll answer w/e asks yall send me
fucking tell me this isnt mike wazowski